Yesterday I received the following email from my LBS:
BICYCLE HATERS ON KKOB!
THE OWNERS AND STAFF OF ALBUQUERQUE BICYCLE CENTER RECEIVED THIS EMAIL ABOUT KKOB RADIO. PLEASE READ THE EMAIL AND CONTACT KKOB AND LET THEM KNOW THAT THIS TYPE OF CONTENT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE TO THE BICYCLING COMMUNITY!
Hi all, I'm a pretty avid bicyclist, and like most, I've confronted irate drivers who find it amusing to stomp on their accelerators or swerve toward me. So when I heard the host of a local radio station basically condone scaring the hell out of bicyclists, declare that motorists own the road and use a feminine lisp to demean bikers, I thought it necessary to write a letter to the editor. I wanted to share this letter with you all, since you are all active in the bike community and encourage you to forward this on to business people in the bike community and others who would be concerned that a major radio station is condoning these kind of remarks. I would love to add your reactions to this letter.
My [the bicyclist] letter:
As this paper concerns and is dedicated to the community, my letter has credence in these pages despite the fact that it takes issue with nothing this paper has done but rather the seditious comments made on a local radio program last Friday. On Friday, Pat Frisch was sitting in for the host of *The Jim Villanucci Show* on AM 770 KKOB. Every Friday, the program opens up its phone lines to irate callers, who are encouraged to "rage" about something. It's a method of dealing with frustrations that would segue nicely into Domestic violence or a shooting spree.
At around 5:53 in the afternoon, Frisch fielded a call from a man who said (and I paraphrase) "Yeah, I just want to complain about these bikers in their Spandex pants who are supposed to be in their own lane and they always end up riding right square on the white line. They just think they own the road, and I'm fed up with it." "Good call," Frisch said as he hung up on the caller. Then, speaking in a feminine voice with a lisp, he said, "I'm in my Spandex, and I look so good." Then he spoke in a normal voice, saying, "I saw one of these bikers on the road the other day, you know what I did? I crept up till I was right behind him and I slammed on my horn. He almost had a heart attack. See their problem is they think they own the road. Well let me tell you something you don't own the road and you're not entitled to the road. Those of us in cars own the road because we're bigger than you." Sadly, Frisch went back to imitating a supposed biker in a feminine lisp, generally associated with homosexuals, and said, "You get out of my way, or I'm going to scratch you."
Aside from the evident homophobia and sexual insecurity, Frisch's hateful remarks serve to encourage and promote road rage, possibly injuries or fatalities and they damage the legitimate business of the area's several dozen bicycle dealers. As I shared news of these remarks with the proprietors and employees of bike shops in town, I was met with incredulity and anger. Can parents trust that their children are safe on their bikes or must they worry that people like Pat Frisch and his followers will scare the hell out of them to teach them that they "own the road," possibly causing them to crash?
Can experienced bicyclists continue to feel safe on the side of the road when in other communities bikers have been clubbed with bats or beaned in the head with projectiles? As the custodian of a 50,000 Watt radio station, Frisch and AM 770 KKOB have the responsibility to refrain from inciting lawlessness in our community.
PLEASE CONTACT THE FCC, KKOB RADIO, THE NEWSPAPERS AND ANYONE ELSE YOU CAN THINK OF. THANKS TOM & MARY DECARO, (OWNERS) AND THE STAFF OF ALBUQUERQUE BICYCLE CENTER
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My response to to this email:
Hi Tom and Mary,
Thanks for the email. I wish I could say that Mr. Frisch's attitude and behavior is uncommon. I have bicycled for at least 50 years, and it use to be that maybe once every few years you would be exposed to an aggressive display on the road. However, anymore road rage happens nearly every day. It really does not matter whether you are riding your bike or driving a vehicle. This is the sad state of our society.
I really do not care what people call me when I am all twinkied up in my Spandex and tropical bird colors. "Sticks and stones ..." Not too long ago I had a driver who was blocking the crosswalk that I was walking in with the crosswalk signal roll down his window and tell me I was a "Worthless piece of shit." So what! That is his opinion. Everyone is welcome to their opinion. In full view of several dozen stopped vehicles we had a brief and frank exchange. I will spare you the details, but I was no longer confused for someone who was unable or unwilling to take appropriate action. He backed his vehicle out of the crosswalk. I called the police, but I am sure you know that that was a waste of time.
Name calling is trivial compared with the reckless and illegal driving habits of many drivers. There is little to no enforcement, and even fewer consequences. It is extremely rare for a motor vehicle driver to be charged even when they kill a bicyclist. Bicyclists are always blamed for poor riding habits, and sometimes that is true. However, I think they learned to drive first, and then discovered the joy of riding a bike. Unfortunately, they bring their driving style to the bicycle riding. Much re-education is needed for both sides, but it is probably like trying to make an abusive spouse go to counseling. It will probably only increase the rage in people with this type of personality defect.
At the same time, there are many places on Albuquerque streets where as a bicyclist it is dangerous to obey the letter of the traffic law. For example, it is often far safer to ride on the sidewalk or roll through a stop sign. Especially early in the morning, I have found that many traffic lights do not respond to bicycles. Even dismounting and pushing the pedestrian walk signal button is futile. Either you wait 5 or minutes for a car to come and signal the sensors or you look both ways and run the light. I learned that behavior from watching many, many cars run lights and stop signs early in the morning. Meanwhile, in the winter, your glasses get completely fogged from the lack of air circulation and you are essentially blinded. Also, when you complete ly stop at a stop sign it is a guaranteed slower start up. However, it is extremely common for cars to accelerate when you are crossing the street.
Again, this aggressive driving behavior is true at any intersection, and especially true wherever pedestrian/bike path with city street intersection. It is actually far safer to try to roll through without stopping than to stop and try to start. If you stop and your foot slips off the pedal when you are desperately trying to get your momentum going again, or if your chain slips when you mash down on the pedals trying to escape someone accelerating toward you, then they have got you. One time I did stop crossing Jefferson at Hawkins during rush hour and my foot slipped off the pedal when I started, as I struggled to gain momentum I had two lanes of traffic in each direction barreling down on me. Fortunately a gentleman in a pickup stopped and let me cower in front of his bumper allowing me to survive. Now, as much as possible, if I have to cross without a traffic light, then I will not remove either foot from the pedals and I will try to keep rolling. It is far, far safer, than completely stopping. At the same time I have had many instances when I was crossing with a traffic light and I have been nearly right hooked, left hooked, or run over by someone running the red light. So, please, spare me the garbage about recklessness of bicyclists, because we cannot even hold a candle to the recklessness and aggressiveness of many drivers.
My apologies to the many kind, courteous and patient drivers out there. Thank you!
Many cycling traffic safety courses teach that it is safer to “take a lane” than to ride on the sidewalk. That is sometimes true, and sometimes not true. It varies with the time of day and the volume of the traffic. On the sidewalk you are not as readily seen. That is when I become a pedestrian at the intersection. However, at almost any intersection where you cross under I-25 your life is not worth a nickel during rush hour. The city traffic engineers did change the timing of the crosswalk light at one location at my request. Previously it was set so that you would have to walk at 7.5 mph to make it. Actually drivers pay no heed to the crosswalk signals in Albuquerque. That is true all over the city and especially at public school crosswalks. Often they w ill accelerate as you enter the crosswalk even if they are stopped 100 feet back.
Perhaps you are unaware that the city actually removed the crosswalks lines at many of these pedestrian/bicycle trail and street intersections. So essentially you are always J-Walking. You never have a right-of-way. When I pointed this out to one of the city traffic engineers, he told me that my estate could sue. Nice attitude! My wife was very pleased by that remark too. To add insult to injury if the traffic is backed up due to construction or during normal rush hour volume, then it is also very common for vehicles to actively block your path so that you cannot cross the street. Keep in mind that I am dressed in colors similar to a tropical bird, so it is a little difficult not to see me. From their perspective you are crossing illegally, because there are no crosswalk lines.
Nevertheless, the most serious issue of all is the incorrect belief, as reiterated by Mr. Frisch on-the-air, that bicyclists have no place on the road at all. That is just plain legally incorrect. However, despite occasional Letters to the Editor expressing this misconception, I am unaware of any effort from any governmental authority or agency to correct this serious and grievous misconception. The worst part of this incorrect belief is that is seems to empower people to take matters into their own hands.
Socially well-adjusted people universally realize that “two wrongs never make a right.” Nevertheless, I believe that after you stand down and attempt a retreat, if pursued you must be prepared to exercise your right to stand and deliver. Most people are either unable or unwilling to do that; so they quit bicycling. I understand their fear, but when I am not negotiating aggressive behaviors in traffic and at poorly designed intersections I really enjoy bicycling. I bicycle as many miles each year as I drive.
I am sure that you are aware that some of the signed bicycle routes in Albuquerque are death traps. Many of the intersections are terribly designed. For example, it is very difficult and dangerous to cross under I-25. There are very few places in Albuquerque to safely negotiate the extremely dangerous intersections near I-25 on and off ramps. I have attached pictures of some prime examples to this email. Ever since I was told that my estate could sue, I have been collecting photos of traffic on these routes and at these intersections so that my estate will have plenty of evidence to sue both the driver and the city if necessary.
The real tragedy is that if you feel safe bicycling in Albuquerque, then you probably are not going to live long. It is meaner, more brutal, and more aggressive than riding in NYC. I have ridden my bicycle in many places, and Albuquerque streets are among the most treacherous I have ever ridden on. Based on many years of riding experience Mr. Frisch's statements and open bigotry were not news to me. However, using the media to encourage lawlessness is reprehensible, barbaric, and a new low standard of appropriate behavior. Apparently the feminine, perhaps homosexual connotation of Mr. Frisch's lisp was to imply that bicyclist are fairies or maybe even in need some corrective action to realign them with the rest of society. Nothing could be further from the truth. It is no big challenge to disable even the biggest, fastest, "badest" vehicle in a few seconds using common tools - not weapons.
The law requires you to stand down. Then, if possible, retreat. Finally, and only as a very last resort, do you have the right to defend yourself. Hopefully, you will never be forced to defend yourself. Unfortunately, because of the way lawlessness towards bicyclists (and pedestrians) is being openly endorsed in the media and passively condoned by law enforcement in Albuquerque, there is a high probability that a bicyclist or pedestrian may find themselves in a situation with no other viable option for survival than self-defense. Perhaps it is only a matter of time until the Spandex crowd is put in concentration camps? There is not much difference in the openly expressed attitude and stated behavior of Mr. Frisch towards bicyclists than a Nazi Fascist towards a Jew, or an antebellum slave owner towards a slave. Shame on Mr. Frisch, and shame on KKOB.
Mr. Frisch (and indirectly KKOB) has taken a stand that will force some people to either drop out of cycling or never try it. It is possible that some children will never experience the sheer joy of bicycling, because parents will be justifiably afraid to let them try it. His on-the-air stated behaviors towards at least one bicyclist, and his verbal encouragement to other like-minded people was totally irresponsible and socially inappropriate (and perhaps illegal?). Furthermore, I am not sure how "Hate Crimes" are defined in the law, but I think his bigotry and open hatred is in desperate need of serious corrective action from KKOB.
Maybe the bicycling community should also consider whether it would be worthwhile to contact the FCC. Perhaps they need to reconsider the appropriateness of allowing KKOB to continue having a broadcasting license when they openly encourage bigotry, hatred, and lawlessness on-the-air?
Bob Morgan
P.S. The pictures made the file too large to send. [I have posted some of the pictures in my post: "The Lobster Mitt Saga."